Oh, don’t get me started. Some years the Lions play in London or Munich. That means a 9:30 a.m. ET kickoff. You’ll be wide-eyed and clutching coffee at the crack of dawn, yelling at a defense that’s still jet-lagged.
It’s chaos. But it’s fun chaos. Just set an alarm and apologize to your neighbors later.
Detroit Lions beat Indianapolis Colts, play Bears on Thanksgiving
The Golden Rule of Lions Sunday
Here it is, the most important part: check the schedule every Tuesday after the previous week’s games. The NFL loves to drop news on Tuesdays like it’s a surprise party nobody asked for.
And if you miss the memo? You’ll be 10 minutes late, sweating, and Danny from work will already have sent you six memes about the first quarter. Don’t be Danny.
