Maybe you want to feel like you’re actually cooking. Maybe you want to brown them in a pan like a grown-up. The stovetop method is for you, but don’t get carried away. Heat a tablespoon of olive oil in a skillet over medium heat. Throw the frozen meatballs in and let them sizzle.
Roll them around every few minutes so they get brown on all sides. It takes about 10-12 minutes. Do not stab them with a fork to check if they’re done—you’ll lose all the juices and end up with sad, dry lumps. Use tongs, like a civilized human. They’ll come out restaurant-worthy, and you’ll feel like you earned that glass of wine.
The Sauce Hack
Here’s where it gets fun. After the meatballs are browned, pour in a jar of your favorite marinara sauce. Let them simmer for five minutes, stirring occasionally. The sauce takes on the meaty flavor and suddenly tastes like it’s been bubbling for hours. Guests will ask for your recipe. Lie. Say it’s a “family secret.”
I once did this for a date and got asked, “Where did you learn to cook?” I just smiled and pointed at the freezer. They didn’t laugh, but I did. Worth it.
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