So, to recap: a British citizen does not need a traditional visa for a short holiday or business trip. You need an ESTA, which is a modern marvel of bureaucracy that takes ten minutes to fill out. It’s cheap, it’s easy, and it saves you from a world of paperwork woe.
The moral of the story? Get your ESTA before you book your flights. Do it while you’re thinking about it. Do it while you’re still in your pajamas. Because nothing kills the dream of a cheeseburger in Times Square like a rejected travel authorization. Now go on, plan that trip, and remember—you’re not Dave. You’re a prepared, savvy Brit with a digital key to the land of opportunity. Cheers to that.