You could get a can of cola. Or water that costs five quid. But it’s not the same, is it? There’s no comfort in a plastic bottle.
Ryanair and Jet2 Prohibit Hot Drinks Onboard Amidst New Safety Measures
Some passengers are getting creative. They bring empty flasks and fill them at airport fountains. Then they stare at the flask longingly, dreaming of Earl Grey.
I saw a woman on Twitter say she’s switching airlines. She called it “a betrayal of British values.” That’s how serious this is.
The Silver Lining
Look on the bright side: fewer burns means fewer emergency landings. That’s good for everyone. Less screaming. More peace.
Also, no more dodging hot droplets when your seatmate sneezes mid-sip. It’s a cleaner flying experience. Just colder.
And let’s be honest—airline tea was never good. It tasted like plastic and regret. You’re not missing much.
