I mean, you can’t miss it. It’s slap bang in the middle of all the action. The Royal Priors shopping centre is practically your next-door neighbour. Fancy a M&S food hall run? You’re steps away.
And the car park? Oh, the car park. It’s a NCP, which is a whole other kettle of fish. But here’s the kicker: you get a discount at reception. Don’t forget to ask, or you’ll be paying full whack. Rookie mistake.
Check-In: The Slightly Chaotic Welcome
The lobby is what you’d expect—clean, bright, and smelling vaguely of biscuits. You’ll queue behind someone arguing about their room key. It’s a rite of passage.
But the staff? Heroes. They’re cheerful, efficient, and they won’t judge you for arriving with a crumpled coat and a desperate need for tea. They hand over the key cards like they’re passing the baton in a relay race. “Go forth,” they seem to say. “Go forth and sleep.”
