You might think tap water is better for the planet than bottled water. And sure, plastic bottles are a disaster—but tap water isn’t guilt-free. To make it “safe,” treatment plants use chemicals, energy, and more plastic pipes.
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Plus, those pipes are aging. In many cities, the infrastructure is from the 1950s. That means your water is traveling through rusted, cracked, sewer-adjacent tunnels. It’s a wonder it doesn’t arrive with a little hat and cane, tap-dancing.
And yes, there’s PFAS—the “forever chemicals” from non-stick pans and firefighting foam. They don’t break down. Ever. So you’re drinking molecules that will outlive your great-grandchildren. Welcome to immortality, via your faucet.
What About the Taste?
Okay, let’s be real: tap water tastes like sadness. It’s flat, metallic, or sometimes smells like a wet sock. That’s because of dissolved minerals, chlorine byproducts, and the geographic location of your pipes.
Ever notice how tap water in one city tastes amazing, and in the next block, it’s like licking a penny? That’s because each water source has its own mineral mix. One might be high in calcium (hello, kidney stones), while another is high in sulfur (hello, rotten eggs).
So you’re playing a game of “water roulette” every time you turn on the faucet. Spin the wheel! Will you get chalky or farty? Exciting.