These little jerks have a life cycle of just eight days. That’s like a teenager who never moves out.
They breed fast, they don’t care about your window screens, and they’ll follow you into the bathroom. They’re basically the paparazzi of the insect world.
And no, you can’t outrun them. They can smell your anxiety—and your apple core.
The “One Banana” Trap That Works
You need a trap. Here’s the secret: take a jar, add a little apple cider vinegar, a drop of dish soap, and cover with plastic wrap.
Poke a few holes. The flies smell the vinegar, dive in, and the soap breaks the surface tension. They sink like tiny, confused ships.
It’s basically a spa day that ends in a watery grave. Natural selection, baby.
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