Sometimes, the answer is as plain as the rain on the window. Is it raining? Kaleb might have negative grip in the wet.
Or the wind is blowing west. For whatever reason, the wind confuses his running style. The coach checks the weather app and says, “Sit this one out, Kaleb.”
We live in a world of data. The GPS on his cleats might show he’s 0.2 seconds slower in a drizzle. that’s the difference between glory and the bench.
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The Horoscope Hypothesis
Does Kaleb read his horoscope? If Mercury is in retrograde, maybe his running lane is clouded by cosmic energy. It sounds dumb, but teams pay psychics.
Or his lucky number is 7, and the game is on a Tuesday. Tuesday is a bad luck day for him. He refuses to take a snap.
The astrology of football is a deep rabbit hole. It’s way more fun to imagine him checking his aura than doing a hamstring curl.
