If you drive a diesel car made after 2015, you’re in the punishment zone. The government decided diesels are public enemy number one, so they slapped a "diesel supplement" on the first-year tax. It’s like a fine for breathing wrong.
But here’s the irony: modern diesels are actually cleaner than some petrol cars. Yet the rules treat them all like they’re belching black smoke out of a chimney. It’s a bureaucratic vendetta.
And if you live in London or Birmingham, you’re also paying the Ultra Low Emission Zone (ULEZ) charge. So you’re double-taxed for the same vehicle. That’s not taxation; that’s a hostage negotiation.
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Did you know your road tax doesn’t pay for the roads near you? It all goes into a big government bucket. So if your street is full of craters, that’s not the DVLA’s fault—it’s your local council failing to bribe the right people.
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Meanwhile, the government collected £7 billion in road tax last year. That’s enough to buy every British adult a free Greggs sausage roll. Three times over. They spent it on… something.
Probably potholes. Or maybe a new fleet of ministerial Jaguars. Who knows? The receipts are in a filing cabinet in Swindon.