Okay, let’s be sensible for a second. The man is six foot two. He’s built like a rugby player. And he’s spent decades doing action scenes, stunts, and running away from angry men with machetes. That wreaks havoc on your body.
He’s got a distinct wide stance. That’s a classic sign of a dodgy lower back. Or maybe his hips are just done. He’s earned that walk the hard way, like a pirate who got a splinter in his peg leg. It’s less "funny walk" and more "combat veteran shuffle."
The "Testosterone Bowleg"
Let’s not rule out the myth of the "bowleg." Some people just have legs that curve outward a bit. It’s genetic. But when you combine bowlegs with a barrel chest and a permanent scowl, you get the Kemp Strut. It looks like he’s permanently trying to squeeze through a narrow doorway.
He needs that extra space. His personality is too big, his shoulders are too wide, and his reputation is too heavy. The walk is just physics. A normal human gait would shatter under that much machismo.
