At the end of the day, fruit flies are a reminder that life is messy. You can’t control everything. Sometimes, you just have to accept that tiny, drunk-looking insects will show up at your wine glass.
They’re not here to ruin your life. They’re just really, really good at finding the one spot you missed. And honestly, isn’t that a little bit admirable? They’re persistent, cheap, and they don’t need a reservation.
So next time you see one, take a deep breath. Swat it if you must, but remember: you’re the bigger creature. You have thumbs. You own the kitchen. You’re the landlord, and they’re just squatters with very tiny wings.
