We love Jack Branning because he’s the human embodiment of a sigh. He’s a man who has seen it all and is just trying to get his kids to school on time. Scott Maslen brings a weary dignity to the role, making you root for a guy who is both a detective and a disaster.
And honestly? We all need a little Jack in our lives. Someone who reminds us that no matter how bad our day is, at least we didn’t accidentally marry a person who turned out to be our sister’s jealous twin.
Next time you see Jack Branning on screen, just nod and say, “Hang in there, mate. Scott’s out there making risotto and being a decent human being.” Then pour yourself a cuppa and wait for the inevitable explosion. Walford waits for no one.
And if you ever meet Scott Maslen in person? Don’t ask him to solve a crime. Ask him to do the S Club 7 dance. For the love of drama, do it.
