Mia Thorn was the first celebrity voted out. The reality star seemed lovely, but she couldn’t handle the trials. Watching her scream at a spider was peak entertainment, though.
Did she try? Sure. Did she succeed? Absolutely not. Viewers decided her time was better spent at home with indoor plumbing.
She left with a smile, claiming she “found herself.” I think she just found a quiet place without creepy crawlies.
The Next Exit – A Camp “Queen” Falls
Jake Morrison, the former boyband heartthrob, was voted out second. Ouch. He thought his charm would save him, but the public had other ideas.
He spent his final days arguing about firewood. Literally. He said the stars were “too loud” at night. What does that even mean?
His exit was surprisingly graceful. He even hugged the person he fought with. Growth, I guess? Or just the promise of a hot shower.
