Tonight, the houseguest pack got a little smaller. The votes were tallied, the tension was thick enough to cut, and someone got the boot.
The unlucky soul who got evicted? It was Jordan. Yes, that Jordan. The one who swore they had a "final two" deal with everyone in the house.
I know, I know – shocker, right? Wait, no. It was actually the most predictable thing since a sunburn in July. But let's pretend to be surprised for a second. Gasp!
What Went Wrong for Jordan?
Honestly? She trusted the wrong people. Her biggest mistake was thinking that a side-eye in the diary room stays a secret. Spoiler: It never does.
She also had a nasty habit of calling her alliances "dumb" under her breath. Microphones don't lie, friend. The whole house heard her call Lisa a "backstabbing lizard."
Lisa is a bit slimy, sure. But you don't say that out loud. That's like bringing a snake to a petting zoo and acting shocked when it bites.
The veto competition was a disaster for her, too. She had a chance to save herself. She froze like a deer in headlights when she had to stack those giant blocks.
I think she panicked because a cockroach ran across the mat. It was weird. But hey, bugs are scary.
