Janet Street-Porter is 76 years old. Age is a number; she is a weapon. She wears leopard print like a uniform and tells young people to “get off her lawn” with every opinion.
Janet once argued live on air that buying a man a birthday card was “a waste of trees.” The studio went silent. She was not joking.
She is the grandmother we all want—but also the one who would set our hair on fire if we complained about our student loans.
