First up, the Metro lines. Yep, routes 10, 20, and 45 are taking the day off. Why? Because drivers are sick of doing backflips for minimum wage. Can you blame them?
Also, the CityLink express buses. Routes 7 and 12. They’re striking too. What a coincidence, right? It’s like they all coordinated in a secret group chat.
Then there’s the Local Hopper buses. Small ones. The kind that smell like old socks. Routes 3B and 8A are parked. You’ll have to walk or invent a teleportation device.
But Wait, There’s Hope
Not every bus is a grumpy teenager. Some are staying on the road. The Express NightOwl routes? They’re running. Because they’re rebels who don’t care about labor disputes.
Also, the coach services (like Greyhound’s regional lines) are fine. They’re like the cool aunt who shows up to every family barbecue. No drama there.
If you take the electric shuttles downtown, you’re safe. Those things are too quiet to strike. They just hum along, judging the chaos.