So, next time you see your humidifier making tiny vapor clouds, think of me. Then grab your keys, skip the tap, and head to the grocery store. Distilled water is your cheap cheat code for a happy machine. No dust, no buildup, no “why is this thing glitching at 3 a.m.?” Your humidifier will outlast your coffee maker. And you’ll sound like a hydration hero when your friends ask, “Where did you get that water?”
Now go forth, fill that tank, and sleep like a moist, contented baby. You’ve earned it.