Growing a cherry tree isn’t like growing a cactus. You can’t just forget to water it and call it a day. These trees are fussier than a toddler with a plate of broccoli. They need perfect soil drainage, exactly the right amount of rain, and a fan club of bees to pollinate the flowers.
Remember that scene in a movie where the farmer wakes up at 4 a.m. to check on the crops? That’s totally real for cherry farmers. A single late frost can ruin an entire year’s crop. It’s high-stakes agriculture. One farmer I read about said he spends more time worrying about his cherry trees than he does about his own children. (I’m sure the kids are fine, but the trees? The trees are at constant risk.)
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Cherries don’t ripen after they’re picked. Unlike bananas, which keep turning yellow on your counter, a cherry is a one-shot deal. Pick it too green, and it’s sad. Pick it too late, and it’s mush. The harvest window is often just a week or two. It’s like a pop-up shop, but for fruit.
Workers often hand-pick them, especially the delicate sweet ones. Machines can shake the trees for tart cherries (it’s honestly hilarious to watch, like a cherry earthquake). But for the fancy, perfect-looking fruit you buy at the store? Human hands are still the best tool. So every single cherry in that bag has been touched by someone who got to enjoy the view of a beautiful orchard. Not a bad job, if you can handle the early mornings.
