For a younger, edgier vibe, Shoreditch is the place. It’s where London’s hipster celebs pretend to be broke while earning millions. Expect street art, vegan pop-ups, and influencers filming themselves crying over avocado toast. Ed Sheeran used to live here (before he bought a pub).
The celebs here wear “distressed” jeans that cost £500. They’ll tell you they live in a “converted warehouse” when it’s actually a five-bedroom penthouse. The secret signal to spot a celebrity here? They’ll be the only person walking without looking at their phone.
Richmond: The Royal-Adjacent Sanctuary
Finally, a little south-west to Richmond. This is where celebrities go to escape London while technically still living in it. It has a huge deer park, which is handy for celebrities who want to be mistaken for woodland creatures. Tom Hardy and Mick Jagger have homes here.
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The vibe is posh countryside meets village pub. You might see an actor buying organic kale while their dog barks at a pigeon. Fun fact: the deer in the park are often more famous than the residents—they’ve been in films.
