I know you’re desperate for answers: Did Bree get revenge? Does Lucy finally dump Stephen for good? Is Evan secretly a time traveler? We’ll have to wait. Mark your calendar for late 2026, set a reminder on your phone, and maybe buy stock in tissues. Until then, remember: you can’t watch season three yet, but you can watch the cast’s Instagram stories of them eating avocado toast. Thrilling stuff.
In the meantime, don’t believe everything you hear from Hulu’s marketing team. They’ll tease a "2026 release" like it’s tomorrow, but it’s probably "2026" in the same way that "I’ll call you tomorrow" means "maybe next decade." Stay strong, my fellow emotionally exhausted viewers. The lies will return—and so will your ability to feel things.
