The BBC hasn’t confirmed a date, but insiders say the premiere will be September 2026. Why September? The show’s summer ratings are decent, but autumn is when people stay home and crave travel shows with snow-capped mountains and crying pensioners. Expect a teaser trailer around June. And if you hear someone whisper “Patagonia,” you heard it here first.
Until then, keep your passport handy. Or at least your remote control. The race is coming, and trust me—you’ll want a front-row seat to the chaos.
P.S. If you’re reading this, BBC casting director, I’m available. I can navigate a bus station in two languages. I’m also very good at complaining about sandwiches.