I remember the last time she toured. I was at work, staring at a spreadsheet that looked like abstract art, when a friend texted: “Pink tickets go on sale in ten minutes.” I panicked. I spilled coffee on my keyboard, locked myself in the supply closet, and frantically clicked “purchase” with one sweaty thumb.
The site crashed three times. I was one step away from offering a bribe to a random IT guy on Reddit. But I got the tickets. And when she flew over my head during “So What,” I cried like a baby who dropped their ice cream. It was worth every penny and every drop of coffee on my trousers.
Tickets for Pink’s huge UK tour are out now - and you can get yours
Practical Tips While You Wait
Don’t pay scalpers or third-party sites that charge you the price of a small car. Wait for Ticketmaster or the official outlets. Also, practice your best “I’m fine” face when colleagues ask why you’re humming “Try” at your desk for the fifth time.
And whatever you do, don’t buy a fake ticket from a bloke in a Facebook group called “Pink UK Fans 2026.” He is not your friend. He is a man with a dog picture and a PayPal account, and he will break your heart.
