So, when are the next Tube strikes? Honestly, probably soon. But instead of panicking, embrace the chaos. Carry a backup plan, a good podcast, and a sense of humor. You’re a Londoner—you’ve survived worse, like the time the Northern line was “just a bit slow” for three months.
And if all else fails, just walk. It’s good for your health, your wallet, and your ability to complain about TfL at dinner parties. Now, go forth and strike watch—just don’t forget your umbrella. It always rains on strike days.