Did you know that 1% dehydration can drop your cognitive performance? That means forgetting your keys, or why you walked into a room. You’re not getting old; you’re just dry.
Astronauts don’t drink water normally. They use a special bag with a straw because water floats in space. Imagine trying to catch a floating blob of your own spit.
And in ancient times, people drank water from lead pipes. That didn’t help with the thirst for wisdom. They were just thirsty for poison.
The Coffee Conspiracy
Does coffee dehydrate you? Nope. That’s a myth. Coffee is mostly water. A moderate amount counts toward your total.
So go ahead, enjoy your triple-shot latte. It’s not a dehydrator; it’s a delivery system for caffeine and water.
Just don’t use it to wash down a donut. That’s a national emergency for your stomach.