I don’t think we’ll ever get the full story. And that’s fine. The mystery is the fun part. The leg is a blank canvas for our imagination. Gethin is now a legend. Not a hero, but a legend of “What the heck happened?”
So next time you see him, give him a nod. A sympathetic wince. And then whisper to your friend: “I still think it was the kangaroo.” Because the truth is always funnier when it’s a lie. And honestly? His leg is the best thing that’s happened to our Monday in months.
Poor Gethin. What a show.
