Here’s the inspiring part: asking weird questions like “Can I eat coal?” is what makes life fun. It shows you’re the kind of person who looks at the world and goes, “Wait, why not?” That spark—your willingness to wonder—is more powerful than any fossil fuel. Keep asking, keep learning, and keep finding delight in the ridiculous.
And remember: you don’t have to eat coal to feel its glow. Let curiosity be your fuel instead. Now go read about something else wonderfully pointless—your brain will thank you.