So, brace for the rain, the roar, and the occasional power cut. Then, keep your fingers crossed for the grand finale: that glorious third heatwave. Will it happen? The forecasts are “uncertain” (their favourite word), but the potential is very real. In the meantime, maybe invest in a good pair of wellies and a paddling pool. You’re going to need both.
Because if there’s one thing we Brits love more than complaining about the weather, it’s being completely unprepared for whatever it throws at us next. Stay dry, my friends. And then stay cool. You’ve got this.