First: turn on notifications. Do not sleep. Deals drop at 2 AM. I’m serious.
I’ve played 8 Nintendo Switch 2 launch games — here’s the 3 I’d buy
Second: ignore the memes. He will tweet a picture of a banana and call it a “limited edition controller.” It’s not. Don’t click.
Third: breathe. You will miss a deal. He’ll find another. He always does.
Final weirdness: The Wario64 community
People love to hate on his deals. “Too expensive!” “Old news!” But they still follow. Why? Because it’s addicting.
His replies are a circus. “SCAM,” someone yells. “GOT IT,” another screams. It’s like Twitter’s Black Friday every day.
And when a deal works? The replies explode. “THANK YOU WARIO64! MY KID IS CRYING WITH JOY!” He replies with a single gold coin emoji.
So here’s the truth: Wario64 is not a deal hunter. He’s a vibe. He’s the friend who drags you to a clearance sale at midnight. You leave broke. But you also leave with The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild for $15.
Now go follow him. But hide your credit card first.
Good luck. You’ll need it.
