Here’s the sciencey part, delivered in the least sciencey way possible. The machine uses red light therapy and vibration. The red light is supposed to help your skin, your muscles, and your mood. The vibration platform shakes you like a martini for 12 minutes.
Does it work? I have no idea, scientifically speaking. But I feel like a million bucks after. My skin looks a little glowier. My legs feel less like lead after leg day. Placebo? Don’t care. I’ll take it.
The Setup: It’s Weirdly Social
You have to stand on this vibrating platform and press a button. The door closes slowly, like you’re entering a futuristic elevator. Then the lights flash in a sequence that looks like a rave for one person.
The best part? You can totally see other people waiting for their turn. Through the glass. You’re just standing there, vibrating, with purple lights on your face. You’ll make eye contact. You’ll both laugh. It’s a bonding experience.
