If you’re a person who hates adjusting to new time zones—and let’s face it, that’s everyone—Tenerife is your best friend. There’s no “jet lag hangover.” No waking up at 3 AM because your body thinks it’s breakfast. No crying in a foreign hotel room at 4 PM because you’re exhausted but everyone else is having fun. It’s the low-effort time zone. The “I’m too lazy to do math” time zone. It’s basically the UK, but with better weather and more palm trees.
So go. Book the holiday. Don’t stress about the clock. Your biggest problem will be whether to have paella or tapas for dinner. And if you accidentally show up for breakfast an hour early? Congratulations. You’ve just invented a very peaceful morning. Now, go enjoy that sunshine. You’ve got plenty of time.
