Okay, so you’ve got your 2 for 1 voucher. You’re in the park. Now what? Let’s talk logistics, my friend. First stop: Hyperia. That’s the new-for-2026, hyper-coaster-that-makes-you-quesiton-your-existence. It’s tall. It’s fast. It has a zero-g roll that feels like your soul briefly leaves your body. Do it early. The queue gets insane.
Then, you have the classics. The Swarm—the wing coaster where you dangle off the side. Stealth—which launches you from 0 to 80 mph in about 2.3 seconds. That one makes you feel like a human slingshot. I love it. And I hate it. Both things are true.
Don’t forget Saw: The Ride. It’s an indoor coaster with a vertical drop. It’s basically a horror movie you survive. If you’re brave. Or foolish. Same difference.
The Real Pro Tip for 2026
Bring your own lunch. I know, I know, it’s boring advice. But park food is expensive. A single burger might cost you half your 2 for 1 savings. Pack a sandwich. Stash it in a backpack. Eat it while waiting in line for Nemesis Inferno. You’ll feel smug. You should feel smug.
Thorpe Park: The UK’s Ultimate Thrill Destination (And What’s Next)
Also, download the Thorpe Park app. It shows you live queue times. You can plan your route like a military operation. “If we hit Colossus now, then sprint to Detonator, we can beat the crowds!” You’ll feel like a theme park general. It’s a rush.
