Look, half term is about survival, not perfection. You will argue over which sandwich shop to pick. Someone will have a meltdown. You will probably step in a puddle. But then you’ll see your kid’s face light up at a giant dinosaur skeleton or a magic wand, and it all becomes worth it.
London is a big, bonkers, beautiful playground. Go chase a rainbow in the South Bank. Eat the overpriced waffle. Hug a mummy (metaphorically). This week, you’re not just surviving—you’re making memories. And honestly? You’ve got this.
Now, go forth and conquer half term like the legend you are. And if all else fails, there’s always ice cream for breakfast. Don’t tell the teachers I said that.