Let’s not forget the Buscemi “100 MM Diamond” sneakers, priced at $660,000. They look like a high-end handbag mixed with a sneaker, and they’re decorated with 18-karat gold hardware and – you guessed it – diamonds. The locks are actually functional, just in case you need to lock your shoes to your ankles.
These are basically the “I’m not walking, I’m floating on a pile of cash” shoe. Are they comfortable? Who cares! They come with a dust bag that’s probably more expensive than your rent.
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The Final Weirdness: “Edible” Shoes
Okay, one more for the road. There’s a custom pair of Giuseppe Zanotti “Edible” heels that cost $1,000. Wait, that’s cheap? No, the crazy part is they’re made from chocolate and gold leaf. Yes, edible shoes. They come with a warning: “Do not wear in direct sunlight or near a microwave.”
So if you’re feeling hungry and rich, you could literally nibble on your ankle. Just remember: once you bite, the resale value plummets faster than my dignity at a shoe sale.