Walk up to the place, and it looks like a proper old coaching inn. It’s got that classic Wetherspoon charm: wooden sign swinging, brass bits polished, and a step that’s slightly too high for drunk people. But here’s the jaw-dropper: the entire building is a Victorian fake that was rebuilt in 1897.
Why? Because the original pub (called The Goose and Gridiron) was torn down for road widening. The developer, a cheeky chap named Sir John Blundell Maple, basically built a theme park version of an old pub. He threw in a statue of a lion and a unicorn fighting atop the roof—which still stands today, looking absolutely furious at each other.
These two stone beasts are not just decoration. They’re a permanent argument in stone. The lion represents England; the unicorn represents Scotland. And on this pub roof, they’ve been locked in a silent, chiseled brawl for over 125 years. That’s longer than most marriages last, and with significantly less passive-aggressive note-leaving.
Inside: Carpet, Chaos, and a Cryptic Clock
Step through the doors, and you’re hit by the smell of disinfectant, stale lager, and hope—the holy trinity of any Wetherspoon. But look up. Near the bar, there’s a giant, ornate clock that looks like it escaped from a Victorian train station. It’s actually a replica of the clock from St. Peter’s Church, but with one bizarre detail.
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The clock’s face has no numbers. Just Roman numerals made of gas piping. Why? Because the architect was a time anarchist who believed that pub patrons shouldn't be reminded of how long they’ve been drinking. Or he just forgot. Either way, it’s the only clock in London that tells you “finger-lickin’ time” and nothing else.
If you sit in the back room, you can still see the original prison wall from the Fleet. It’s a bit grimy and covered in Wetherspoon’s signature beige paint. But tap it, and you might hear the echo of a debtor shouting, “I’ll pay you back next Tuesday, I swear!” (Spoiler: he didn’t.)
