First, expect the delay. Treat it like British weather: plan for rain, be pleasantly surprised by sun. Pack a portable charger, a book, and maybe that leftover pastry from yesterday. If you’re delayed 20 minutes, use it to reply to that text you’ve been ignoring. You’ll emerge a more organized, slightly butter-smudged human.
Second, embrace the absurdity. When the driver announces “We are currently waiting for a member of staff to arrive,” picture them combing their hair in the mirror, totally unbothered. Laugh. It’s cheaper than therapy.
Finally, remember you’re not alone. Thousands of people are having the exact same crummy start to their day. Share a knowing grimace with the person next to you. Solidarity is the real underground ticket—and it’s free of charge.
So, next time you see that dreaded “Severe Delays” alert, take a breath. Your coffee will get cold, your plans will shift, but the journey is still yours. And hey, at least you’re not the guy who left his phone on the train. Probably.
