Twitter went into meltdown. One user wrote: “Tess and Vernon splitting up is like finding out the Queen’s corgis are getting a divorce. I’m not okay.” Another joked: “Vernon Kay is single now, ladies. But remember, you’ll have to share the remote AND deal with his radio voice at 6 AM.” The memes were brutal. A picture of a glittery shoe labeled “Tess” and a grumpy microphone labeled “Vernon” went viral.
But here’s the surprising truth: divorce rates in the UK are actually declining. The Office for National Statistics says the divorce rate in 2026 was the lowest in 50 years. Tess and Vernon are bucking the trend—like rebels without a love clause. They’re not bitter, though. The statement said they’ll “remain friends” and co-parent. That’s more than most of us can do with our exes, and we only shared a Netflix account.
What’s Next for Tess and Vernon?
Tess will likely stay on Strictly, because let’s face it, she is the show. Vernon? He’ll probably host The One Show or something—he’s indestructible, like a cockroach in a tuxedo. They’ll both be fine. They’re rich, famous, and have access to excellent hair products. Most importantly, they’ve given us a new reason to gossip over our morning coffee.
So, raise a cuppa to Tess and Vernon. For 20 years, they made us believe in love. Now, they’ve taught us that even the sparkliest marriages can burn out. Or maybe, just maybe, they’ll get back together in six months. Because if 2026 taught us anything, it’s that celebrity divorces are just delayed reality TV. Stay tuned, folks. The sequined rollercoaster isn’t over yet.
