Let’s talk salt. Those little guys are often drenched in it. Eat a whole bag, and your tongue will feel like a dry sponge.
Your blood pressure? Yeah, it might give you a grumpy look. Your kidneys have to work overtime, like a barista on a Monday morning.
You’ll get thirsty enough to drain a small pond. Did you really just eat a day’s worth of sodium in ten minutes? Maybe.
That Dreaded Shell Crack
Here’s the thing your dentist never warned you about: the shells are tough. They are tiny, edible rocks pretending to be snacks.
Biting down with your front teeth over and over? That’s a slow-motion teeth disaster. You can actually chip a tooth. I’ve seen it happen. It’s not cute.
Your enamel weeps. Your jaw muscle gets a workout it doesn’t want. You start looking like a grumpy hamster after a few hours.
