I saved the best for last. This joke has a 94% success rate in cubicle environments: “Why don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital? Because he has elf care.”
If you tell that one with a straight face, you will own the break room. People will start calling you “the funny one”—which is way better than being “the one who ate the last cookie.”
So go ahead. Print these out, stick them in your pocket, and deploy them like a holiday ninja of humor. Just don’t blame me if you get promoted to “Office Santa.” Actually, do blame me. I’ll take the credit.
