So, what’s the lesson here? Don’t be afraid to ask for your money back. Even from the government.
Also, if you get a massive windfall? Brag about it. Make a commercial.
Because $300 million is a ridiculous number. It buys a lot of nerve.
And in this economy, a little nerve—and a good refund—is exactly what the marketing doctor ordered.
Now, if my coffee shop gets a tariff refund, I’m buying everyone a free croissant. You heard it here first.