The Premier Inn breakfast buffet is a spectacle of middle-class excess. You can stack your plate with bacon, sausages, eggs, beans, and hash browns, then waddle over to the toast and pastries. It’s a carb-loading festival that you’ll regret only after the third croissant.
If you’re the type who likes a smoothie bowl and chia seeds, this place might give you mild anxiety. But for the rest of us—the ones who believe breakfast should include at least one fried item—it’s a glorious, greasy memory. The coffee is drinkable. That’s the highest praise I can give a hotel coffee.
Pro tip: get the “Ultimate Breakfast” deal. Yes, it costs extra. Yes, you will hate yourself after. But the full English + unlimited pancakes is the kind of indulgence that makes you forget the rain outside. You’re on holiday. Treat yourself.
