Surprising fact: Many eBay sellers ship from their garage in underpants, yet buyers swear it’s teleportation. One real example: "Shipped so fast I think the postman broke the space-time continuum. My microwave arrived before I ordered it." That buyer literally thanked the seller for time travel. eBay feedback is the only place where a delay of three days is treated like a federal miracle.
You get gems like: "Seller shipped at the speed of light. I blinked, and it was here." I imagine the seller, a 60-year-old named Carol, just walking to the post office at a brisk pace. But in feedback-land, she’s Usain Bolt with a packing slip.
