If you’re still confused, here’s a dumb trick that works: “Port” and “left” have the same number of letters. Both are four. Starboard has eight, which is more than four—so it must be the other side.
Another trick? Think of a bottle of wine. The port wine is sweet, red, and usually drunk after dinner. You always pass the bottle to your left at the table. Now you’re a genius.
Or, just remember that the captain always has his starboard hand free to wave. His port hand is holding a coffee. Honestly, that’s how most real captains operate anyway.
Which Side Is Starboard? Understanding Boat Terminology – IQGP
The Real World Embarrassment
I once took my grandma on a harbor cruise. The guide said, “Look to starboard for the Statue of Liberty!” Grandma stared hard at the port side. I had to physically turn her head like a steering wheel.
She grumbled, “Why can’t they just say right? This ain’t a spaceship.” I nodded, because honestly, she had a point. But there’s a charm to it. It makes you feel like part of a secret club.
When you finally get it right and casually say “hard to starboard” while backing up a car, you’ll feel like a legend. Even if your passengers are rolling their eyes into the next century.
