Look, paying online is dead simple. It takes two minutes. It costs less than a mediocre sandwich. But if you forget, that fine will haunt you like a reality TV theme song. Don’t let it.
So next time you’re at Gatwick, drop off your friend, wave goodbye, and drive away smugly. Then at home, pay that fee while sipping tea. You’re an adult. You’ve got this.
P.S. If you’re reading this while parked at Gatwick right now, panicking: stop. You have time. Breathe. And for the love of all that is holy, don’t get out of the car to hug them. That’s how the £1-per-minute clock gets you. Just drive, then pay online. You’ll be fine.
