If you search for “Ninja Turtle pictures,” you’ll get a glorious mess. There are the original cartoon versions, which look like four green rubber dudes who definitely smell like swamp. Then there’s the 1990 movie, where the suits were terrifyingly realistic—like a frog wore a Halloween costume. And don’t forget the CGI films, where they have noses so defined you could use them as coat hooks.
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But the wildest pictures are from the toys. In the 80s, Michelangelo came with a pizza shooter that fired plastic pepperonis. Raphael had a “Terrorpin” action figure that looked like he was about to taxidermy you. And there’s a picture floating around of a bootleg toy called “Ninja Turtle Gary” who wears a cowboy hat. I’m not joking.