Here is the real wisdom you came for. Forget specific hours. They’re all lies anyway. Instead, follow the rule of three.
First, call ahead. I know, it’s old school. But that recording of “our hours may vary” is your best friend. Listen to it. Trust the robot.
Second, prepare for disappointment. Bring a backup snack in your car. A protein bar. A bag of chips. Something to keep the hanger at bay when that farmer’s market is clearly closed.
Third, embrace the chaos. You might end up eating a gas station hot dog for “brunch.” That’s okay. It’s a story. A weird, slightly greasy story, but a good one.
What About Grocery Runs?
If you forgot to buy eggs and bread on December 30th, I’m sorry. You’re playing on hard mode. Most grocery stores operate on a holiday schedule—think 10 AM to 5 PM.
And they’ll be a zoo. Everyone else had the same brilliant idea. You’ll be dodging carts and families arguing over the last bag of salad. It’s a New Year’s tradition nobody asked for.
My advice? Just order pizza. Seriously. A large cheese pizza delivered to your door solves 90% of your problems. The other 10% is finding a driver who’s actually working. Good luck.
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