Morrisons isn’t the first to try this—there are cafés in Japan where you can rent a person to chat with—but it’s a huge step for a big supermarket chain. And it’s not just for Christmas. The company has been trialing these slow lanes for a while, and they’re sticking around if people like them.
Morrisons launches slow checkouts to help combat loneliness | Retail
So you can now do your weekly shop and get a little emotional hug. For free. Plus, you might snag a free sample of stollen cake. Let’s not get too serious here.
What If You’re an Introvert?
Don’t panic. You’re not legally required to share your life story. If you just want to nod, smile, and pay in total silence, that’s fine too. The cashier will read the room (they’re trained professionals). You can just point at the card machine, grunt, and escape.
But maybe—just maybe—try a small smile. Offer a “Merry Christmas.” You never know who needs it.
