Next time you order Domino’s, don’t ask “how many slices?” Ask “how many slices per person?” The answer is always three, no matter what you tell yourself.
And if someone claims they only eat one slice, hand them the small pizza with six slices. Watch them squirm. It’s a beautiful power move.
So go forth, order your large pizza with eight slices, and ignore the haters. They’re probably counting something else, like carbs. And nobody has time for that.
