M&S biscuits are better than money. Fact.
If you bring a tin to a party, you are immediately popular. You are the hero.
They work as a bribe, a thank-you, or a peace offering. “I’m sorry I burnt the broccoli. Here are the Pecan Pralines.”
It works every single time.
A Quirky Fact for Your Brain
Here is a weird truth: M&S sells a massive percentage of the UK’s Christmas biscuits.
They have a dedicated “Biscuitologist” (probably). They test the crumble ratio in labs.
They even study how a biscuit sounds when you bite it. A loud crunch means it’s fresh. A silent crunch means it’s a failure.
You are paying for a sound. That’s class.
