Here’s the weird part: the crash wasn’t even that spectacular. No overturned lorries full of cheese or flying hubcaps. Just a little fender bender that had the nerve to happen at the worst possible spot.
That spot? Between junctions 9 and 10. Of course it was. It’s the M25’s version of a choke point. A "sneeze" in the traffic flow, and suddenly everyone’s morning is ruined.
One minute you’re doing 70. The next, you’re crawling past people applying makeup, eating cereal, and arguing with their sat-navs. It’s a human zoo on wheels.
Fun Fact: The "Twitch" Effect
Did you know a single tap of the brakes can cause a ghost traffic jam? It’s true. One driver flinches, and a wave of stopped traffic travels backwards for miles. That crash was the flinch heard ‘round the southeast.
The funniest part? Some drivers got out of their cars to take photos. Of traffic. For Instagram. Priorities, people!
And let’s not forget the heroes: the people who used the delay to do car aerobics. I saw a guy doing lunges by his Hyundai. That’s commitment to fitness.
Multi-vehicle crash on M25 near Leatherhead causes long delays - as it
