Police and emergency services were called to the scene early this morning, closing the carriageway entirely. Serious is the operative word here; this isn’t your typical fender-bender that clears in an hour. The closure allows for investigation and recovery, which means patience is your co-pilot today.
You might be stuck in a queue longer than usual, but remember: everyone on that road is in the same boat. That silver Audi you’re glaring at? They just wanted a breakfast wrap too. In the meantime, the diverted traffic routes via the A120 or A10 are already swelling, so plan for extra time or find a cozy coffee shop to wait it out.
Survival Guide for the Stranded
Think of this as a mini-adventure, not a disaster. First, check live traffic apps before you even start the engine—Waze or Google Maps will reroute you faster than a Formula 1 pit crew. Pro tip: set a notification for the M11 closure so you get updates without refreshing every two minutes.
If you’re already trapped in the queue, resist the urge to honk. Instead, use the time to call that friend you’ve been meaning to check on. Or, take a deep breath and rediscover the lost art of radio—switch to BBC Radio 2 for Ken Bruce’s PopMaster trivia; it’s surprisingly addictive.
Pack a snack. I’m not joking. A bag of crisps and a bottle of water in your glovebox can turn a crisis into a picnic. Just ask the M25 veterans who have made emergency pork pies a survival staple.
